A Corporate Whore (just a blogging one)

   Hello to the new year, and possibly (yes?) our last one together, my hopefully loyal, yet meager readership. And speaking of readerships...

!!!!!!

   ...Quiet down, Newspaper, you had your chance!

   ~Ahem~ As I was saying, speaking of readership, I have come to the realization that there are several other talented-but-not-as-much-as-me bloggers I know that both support me (duh), and definitely should be given a shot. That said, if none of you mind - or actually enjoy my attempts at witticisms - I would suggest forwarding mine, or other peoples (all of which will be linked below) to your friend. And yes, I am assuming you only have one.

Above: My having less friends then you.

   So, if you are a philanthropist with a soft spot for bloggers, or just like wasting your internet time, please browse, read, forward, comment, or whatever else one does to a blog after they read it.

http://emily-mucha.blogspot.com/

http://onemanlaughtrack.blogspot.com/

http://nice-dice.blogspot.com/

http://zachhigginsis.tumblr.com/

http://www.pattonpotatoes.com

   Dammit Newspaper! Don't make me take off my belt!

   So, yes. Please read. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bone to pick with a certain myself out in Australia.

  Name-thieving bastard,